If you want to cut to the chase wait for me in the arcade in the SM Megamall in Metro Manila in the Philippines during Eastern Friday nights.
If you don't have the right color of hair, please wear a nonblack wig.
If you don't have the right color of eyes, please wear a nonblack contact lenses.
If you don't qualify, negotiations can be done between us.
I'm looking for a white voluptuous healthy blonde woman who is 18-24 years old for sex.
I prefer them to be (if possible) with the following traits.
She tolerates misspellings and wrong grammar in the title of this post.
She is one human being.
She is single.
She is not married.
She is adorable.
She is likable.
She is humane.
She likes the holidays.
She likes flowers.
She likes love letters.
She likes me.
She likes to do me.
She can meet me naked if she wants to.
She likes anime.
She likes to go to the Philippines to do me.
She is light skinned if she isn't she'll remind me of my sister.
She has bigger boobs than mine because if she doesn't I'll just touch mine.
She exactly has the following body parts which are natural in her: 1 head, millions of nonblack hair strands, 2 huge breasts with 1 nipple each with each nipple surrounded by a pink or brown areola with no hair in those nipples, 2 arms, 2 forearms with each forearm attach to one arm, 2 hands with each hand attached to one forearm, 5 fingers for each hand with each finger having a short nail, 1 torso, 1 stomach, 1 hip, 1 waist, 2 legs with each leg attached to the hip, 2 thighs with each thigh being a part of a leg, 2 knees with each knee being a part of a leg, 2 feet with each foot being a part of a leg, 5 toes for each foot, an hourglass light skinned figure, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 mouth, 1 navel, 1 nose, 2 nostrils for the nose, 2 light-skinned armpits,1 shaved light skinned vagina that is penetrable and preferably with big space inside, 1 urethra, 1 uterus, 1 clitoris and 1 groin between her legs.
She likes middle-class Filipino men.
She wears no mascara and wears no eyeliner.
She can wear lipstick.
She can come meet me in a trench coat and with sunglasses.
She can also come meet me in business attire or lingerie.
She can bring her own edible lingerie.
She can also not wear underwear if she doesn't want to wear one.
She likes and can bring aphrodisiacs that came from plants.
She doesn't easily gets distracted during sex.
She likes to lick.
She likes to suck or swallow or nibble stuff.
She smiles to me.
She can create chemistry and love.
She looks like a goddess or an angel.
She doesn't get pissed when I get late for the meeting.
She likes to meet me when I am in my casual attire.
She likes fat guys that look like Wolverine.
She likes the Wolverine voice.
She likes my facial hair which are moustache, sideburns, curly hair and beard.
She likes men that have jobs as PHP Developers.
She gives me a chance to sing to her or tell her her stories with the deep voice I have been practicing.
She likes men that are not virgins.
She does not have genital warts.
She is normal.
She has not been in the mental institution.
She can cry.
She can comfort a guy in times of trouble.
She knows how to be faithful.
She is a nudist.
She likes ponytails.
She likes lingerie and nighties.
She has sparkling eyes.
She has no STDS, AIDS or any diseases.
She is a single strictly heterosexual female.
She is careful and tender.
She smells like food.
She has blonde/orange/brown hair so when I'm eating hers, it will feel like I'm eating cheese or chocolate.
She is not bald.
She is not balding.
She is not dying.
She has hair.
She has nonblack hair.
She has a shaved vagina.
She has a light skinned vagina.
She has hair only on her scalp.
She has no moustache.
She is shorter than 5' 5''.
She knows French.
She knows and likes French kissing.
She likes Fellatio and Cunnilingus.
She has green eyes so I can stare at her forever.
She likes cats, dogs and animals.
When someone is hurt she calls the hospital.
When someone is doing a crime she calls the police.
She likes good grammar and spelling.
When I'm passive, she's aggressive or assertive.
She knows foreplay and can teach it to me.
She gives feedback.
She is talkative with unisex stories.
She is funny or has a sense of humor
She has no criminal record.
She has no kids.
She is an Aries, Leo or Sagittarius.
Somebody has called her a woman.
She can define love, sex, lust and men.
She has a moral compass.
She talks to me.
She is aggressive against pests.
She doesn't make me speechless.
I can't hurt her.
She likes video games especially Role Playing games, First Person Shooters and Real Time Strategy games.
She owns clothes, a computer, a Playstation Portable, a house, a cellphone and a telephone.
She likes to play with my Playstation Portable.
She has a job.
She knows the "jobs".
She knows the languages of lust, love, intimacy, chemistry and happiness.
I can have sex with her anytime I want.
She is low maintenance.
She likes romantic movies and science fiction action movies.
She likes art.
She is romantic.
She has emotions.
She is not an assassin.
She is not a terrorist.
She is not a criminal.
She is not a bully.
She does not bully.
She knows the 10 Commandments.
She knows that Antartica and Africa are continents, Alaska is an state of the United States of America.
She knows that USA or US means United States of America.
She can spell the word Philippines.
She knows how to cook.
She knows how to take care of a house.
She knows how to take care of a man.
She knows that a Philippine female is called a Filipina, a Philippine male is called a Filipino, and the Philippine language is Filipino which comprises English, Tagalog and other Tagalized words.
She knows where the Philippines is and how to get there.
She knows where SM Megamall in Metro Manila in the Philippines is and how to get there.
She has no illegal jobs.
She does not do illegal activities.
She is not a cop.
She is not a junkie.
She is not a dumb blonde.
She is not a drunkard.
She is not the Craigslist killer.
She knows how to flirt and talk dirty.
She does not swear or use foul language.
She won't kill, steal, or cheat anymore forever.
She likes to kiss me.
She likes skinny dipping, sex, and sexual positions.
She likes pornography.
She likes food, sex and computers in any order or in any positions.
She likes sweet food.
She likes fashion.
She is beautiful and pretty.
She will come to me if I need her.
She won't let me die easily.
She won't hurt me.
She dislikes pink.
She can teach me anything in private and make it seem that my ego is not hurting.
She is rational.
She is not hormonal.
She is not loud.
She is not embarassing.
She is inspiring.
She likes to sing.
She likes MTV.
She likes to watch television and movies.
She does not hate media piracy.
She is not demanding.
She has mermaid hair or curly hair.
She has blings.
She likes to striptease.
She does not lie to me.
She strictly follows everything I wrote in here.
She likes to court men.
She knows how to arouse men.
She can masturbate in front of me.
She likes to do various sexual positions with me.
She likes unpunctual men.
She can teach me about improving my self-esteem.
She is not selfish.
She does not scold.
She is interesting.
She is independent on life yet dependent on me.
She can bring out the best in me.
She likes men with curly black hair and big bellies.
She likes men that instead of having a six pack abs has 1 giant pack ab that is always open to groping.
She likes men that have boobs in case she has lesbianic tendencies.
She likes to play in the arcade.
She likes SM Megamall.
She likes fast food.
She is not a vegetarian.
She doesn't nag.
She can say sweet nothings to me.
She likes drama in a theatrical kind of way.
She likes comics.
She likes Dragon Ball Z.
She does not lie or commit adultery.
She does not flake.
She replies to my emails.
She likes holograms.
She likes to take me out into the best places in town.
She knows how to use Google.com and Yahoo.com.
She is computer literate.
She has graduated from college.
She is not a virgin.
She knows what turns her on.
She can direct me to what turns her on.
She has a condom and lubricants.
She has a trench coat.
She has ponytails.
She likes Deathnote, Ghost Fighter, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Marvel, Tales of Phantasia, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT.
She likes men that are into self help.
She likes men that are into dating services and ebooks.
She is can sustain herself.
She is a go-getter.
She can be rich.
She likes freeloaders.
She likes gigolo's.
She likes lightsabers.
She likes cosplaying.
She can have an knight costume.
She can have a cop costume.
She has bikinis.
She has lingerie.
She bathes herself
She has proof that she is a female and have no diseases (it can be a birth certificate or medical certificate) that she can give to me.
She does not negotiate the preceding statement.
She read this web page
She is worth it.
She likes herself.
She likes insomniac men.
She is not superficial.
She can type fast.
- Location: Makati
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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