I am a 21 year old college student looking for a closet gay person who would be willing to (temporarily, maybe) marry a third-world bitch for the sake of proving to his family and friends that he really isn't gay. I most preferably would love to have someone from America, Australia or Europe, please. So what's in it for me? The fiancee visa, babes. If you are a cynic person, thank you, you may stop reading this. Otherwise, I am looking for someone who is as random as me. Basically, I just wanna get out of this hellhole. Also, ze parents are about to know that I'm failing my subjects in uni and they would probably be banishing me from the house and I'd be homeless any day now. :( I just want someone who could be my new gay best friend (come on, every girl needs one! Or two!) If that isn't convincing enough, I would gladly be your personal human. I will fix your bed, wash your dishes, wax your legs, shop with you, shop for you, judge fashion victims with you, prep you for dates, everything! I would do anything for shelter and food. Will eat for food.
P.S. This is serious. This is my Plan B.
- Location: Cebooze
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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