Doc L: Hello is this the police department where my long lost relatives work?
Police: This is the Vancouver police Dept, how may I help you?
Doc L: I’d like to report that someone called my phone number.
Police: What’s so unusual about that? Isn’t that what phones are for?
Doc L: Yes but I don’t like this guy because he always makes me look like a fool on the cl r&r and I don’t want him calling me again.
Police: Are you sure he makes you look like a fool or is that self inflicted? Did you tell the gentleman not to call you again?
Doc L: Well …. Uh … no …. I … uh I didn’t talk to him.
Police: so what seems to be the problem sir?
Doc L: Well .. it’s …. Uhh … I just don’t want anyone calling my number.
Police: I suggest you keep your phone turned off until you want to make a call then sir. There are no laws against people calling a number unless there was a threat made …. Was there a threat made?
Doc L: Well … uhh …. Uhhh … Yes … There was a threat made.
Police: And what threat was made sir?
Doc L. Well uh … uhh … uhh .. I said once A man has killed it’s easy to go out and kill a thousand or hundreds or something like that.
Police: I see and have you killed one or a thousand sir?
Doc L: Well once when I was driving drunk I ran a guy off the road down by the old bridge and he was almost died.
Police: I remember that event and we have been trying to locate the culprit for several months now. What’s your name and location sir? We’ll send a cruiser out to pick you up. Hello, hello, hellooo: sir are you there?
That’s OK we have caller ID!!!
Dispatch to car 13: gas up your car you’re going for a long drive out in the boondocks ………
Car 13: 10:4 dispatch, will do.
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